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Combo of tight and sweet, accidentally said it one day and just sorta stuck
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When a you whistle while a girl gives you head, telling her to stop and bend over for sex instead.
"I straight up tweeted at my girl so I could get plowing"
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a girl who is a hoe aka a bird
see that tweet over there? she been through the whole crew.
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Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter
So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….
Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard
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When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.
There's a Tweet storm tomorrow to demonstrate against a new bill
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a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.
My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.
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A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.
That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.
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