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Half-brothers or half-sisters born less than nine months apart. Usually caused by a father having an affair while his wife is pregnant
Maria: My cousin and I spent the evening looking through face book at people with the same last names and we found out I had a Mexican Twin in Pico Rivera.
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Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."
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Twins that are 18 months apart in birth, scott-irish twins are 18 months apart too.
We are not Irish twins, but scottish twins, we are 18 months apart in birth. We gave mum a break:)
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The sparse amount of hair around nipples.
Nothing worse than finding Twin Spiders under the covers.
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Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.
Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.
Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.
Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
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1. Princess Sarah's breasts.
2. Zan and Jayna, two characters from a short-lived DC comic, and a TV cartoon called the Superfriends.
I would like to pour honey and fire ants all over the Wonder Twins!
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