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Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months
I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
During sex before you cum in her reach over and kiss her neck as a sign of pleasure
Last night I gave baby girl a upside down kiss
A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.
Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
This unique position requires one partner to place theirs legs parallel to the top of a medium upside down trash can, while he thrusts down into his partner. The partner, laying comfortably with their ass up into position. The trash can and the receivers torso should be approximately the same length for
Ideal leverage.
Last night, Armand slipped on a banana peal after we finished the upside down dumpster position. He forgot to empty the trash.
When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.