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the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.
An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.
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When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it
"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"
The Most Excelent and Parfait Twinkle Toes
"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
When you trust each other enough to put your minecraft beds in 69 postion next to each other.
Dude: bro, what if we do the ultimate friendship.
Bro: Dude, i tought you'd never ask
The food you get when you defeat the Dark Lord of Miitopia (the first one).
Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.