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The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.
An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.
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The one who rivals the Virgin Mary
"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"
A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"
hoes before bros 100% of the time
like a kai law
hes such a kai law
hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law
hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised
hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.
"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson
"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.
Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.
A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.
High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.