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An Uncle Tron is a stereotypical presentation of a member of a traditionally nerdy or geeky subculture that is meant to both represent or appeal to that subculture. It is more often than not presented in a way that would be outrageously offensive to any other subculture or minority group that society has deemed it politically incorrect to make fun of, e.g., blacks, Jews, or women. Just like other stereotypes, they're presented merely to give the audience someone to laugh at, in this instance, "geeks". This is contrasted with actual nerd-humor from shows such as "Futurama".
The Big Bang Theory is a modern minstrel show featuring Uncle Trons as their main protagonists.
Sheldon: I just but a Nintendo 64 off of ebay last night. Once it gets here I'm going to leave it in the package and argue on the webernets with people about how I'm superior to everyone for owning one.
*Audience dies of laughter, rolling in the aisles, purple in the face*
Sheldon: I can has raeg plz?
*Audience goes into cardiac arrest from laughing so hard*
Sheldon: I've earned two PHDs and have memorized pi to a thousand places but females will forever be outside my grasp.
*Audience slits their wrists and bleeds out in their seats because they've seen the funniest thing ever and now there is no point to living*
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A male family member to whom you are related who seeks out other gay uncles. Opposite of Lesbian Aunt.
Gay Uncles--you either got one or you are one -- or both!!!
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creepy uncle adj. n.:
A person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous sexual advances.
"That man was getting all creepy uncle on me."
"Larry is sure a creepy uncle."
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A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
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super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone
Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse
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when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
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An extremely hairy man who is sometimes mistaken as Sasquatch. He is often found with a half empty beer can in 1 hand and a lighter, which is never his own, in the other.
That crazy "Uncle Mark" is so hairy & appalling, it looks like he has a sweater on when he's really fukn topless
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