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U. Need. Intensive. Care. Or. Rehab. Now.
I put unicorn on my back for the n*ggas i kill every game to see.
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A Unicorn is a girl that has sex with other guys or girls strictly for pleasure. They aren’t tied down by any form of feelings, and you’ll lose them if you think they want a relationship. They are just here for the sex.
Riley: I’m telling you she just wants a relationship Unicorns don’t exist.
Ben: Yeah whatever.
Later
Ben: Hey guess what.
Riley: What?
Ben: Unicorns are real and I’m about to tame one.
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Unicorns are mythical creatures often liked by small children, unicorns are horses with a horn on their head.
The story of the unicorn originated when a man killed a narwhal's horn off onto a horse, people said that the horse looked mythical and the man said it was a unicorn.
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to get a headshot in Halo:Reach with the new needler rifle.
OMFG, i just no-scope unicorned that Jackal
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A unicorn is the world's most magnificent creature. Considered as a cross between a lion, a goat, and a horse, these majestic creatures have a magical horn that is known to carry magical healing powers. Rainbows, candy, and pretty much everything good in the universe can be summed up as a unicorn.
"You're wearing so many rainbow colors that you look like a unicorn threw up on you."
"That guy is so perfect... I think he may be an undercover unicorn."
"Narwhals are just unicorn wannabes! They're not magical or anything good in the world like unicorns are, they just have a giant tooth!"
"Look at how graceful she is! She's almost as majestic as a unicorn."
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a sexual move in which a female is blowing a male and as he is about to cum he pulls his dick out and shoots into her hair and then puts her hair into one big spike like a unicorn
jill was blowing jack up on the hill and jack turned her into a unicorn
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Hey look it’s a unicorn! You can tell because of the futuristic horn.
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