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Any iPod virus that copies itself into every other song on the iPod, after the first known one, which copied songs by Foreigner.
I can't listen to anything until I clear up this Foreigner Virus.
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a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.
if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.
p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE
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Shankar's Virus (also known as W97M.Marker.o) is a Polymorphic Computer Virus that infects Microsoft Word documents and templates. It was discovered June 3 1999. It is believed to have been brought into existence by a programmer named Sam Rogers who used Microsoft Word to create the program. The Virus effects word documents in several bizzare ways including birthday messages.
Virus, Shankar's Virus
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You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
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The coronavirus in its beer form.
Man 1:Yo bro you got any Beer Virus?
Man 2:Hell naw man!
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The Brazilian strand of Trumpvirus, which is deadlier than the coronavirus itself—named after President Jair Bolsonaro, whose fake leadership and ineptitude had failed to contain the pandemic crisis, which he continues to downplay in spite of the rising death toll.
With more than a quarter million corona deaths, which is the second-highest number of fatalities in the world after the US, Brazil is fighting two viruses: the coronavirus and Bolsonaro virus.
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