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This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.
"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."
--**This move is often found in porn.**--
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born into one of the greatest professional wrestling families ever. He won the NWA world heavyweight and has suffered many losses in his family.he's dead. was in his father's World class championship wrestling.
kerry von erick killed himself when faced with drug charges
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A big hairy Ape like creature who can sometimes also ressemble a wild boar. The creature often sifts through wikipedia to find random and pointless facts.
Hey look at that man, he's such a von bredow.
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the most amazing last name in the whole world.
What's your last name?
von Spiegel.
What? Thats the most amazing kick ass last name I've ever heard!
(this has happened)
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A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.
Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard
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A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.
I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.
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