at this point in time, a vsco girl is the most basic of the basic bitches. most commonly seen with a fjall raven kanken backpack, a puka shell necklace, and white vans or birkenstocks, they can also be identified by linking their vsco account in their insta bio or shoving a giant hydroflask into their backpack pocket. many of these species clothe themselves in brandy melville, uo, and "tHriFteD" finds (typically oversized tshirts). #ilovelululemon
(written by a vsco girl)
Sarah is such a vsco girl... how basic of her
7๐ 6๐
An annoying as fuck little twat of a whore that is like 12 but try's to act 30 and walks around with a scrunchie on her wrist going an I oop and tsk tsk tsk tsk when no one actually cares. she has a hydro flash and shows it off as if she is the only one that has one ever when she isn't. she is probably wearing a tube top or a tank top and making a tik tok right now. if you ever meet a vsco girl run for he hills because everything they say will bore you to death in a minute.
vsco girl: oh no I dropped my hydro flask whilst I was adjusting my tube top and scrunchie! an I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
normal person who doesn't care at all: *thinks: oh shut upppppppp!*
8๐ 6๐
the most basic girl you will ever meet, also the most annoying, also thinks that being "vsco" is a personality trait
all she will ever talk about is how she needs more stickers for her hydro flask
sea shell necklace , over sized shirt, lulu lemon leggings
her life looks perfect but she know damn well it aint
omg that's the 5th vsco girl we have seen today
23๐ 29๐
Wears Champion almost everyday, has the latest iPhone, super hipster glasses, messy hair, does the woah, loves football
โOh look I have an iPhone 11 let me go on vscoโ definition of vsco boy
any liquid that happens to be in a hydro flask
friend: can i have some water?
vsco girl: sorry i only have vsco juice
*holds hydroflask*
When you a girl is a vsco girl but she ends up being a trap
Dude that vsco bitch has a vsco DICK