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When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the length of the vacation and then you two part your ways and we get another single mom raising a kid without a father.
Damn girls..I don't know whether to consider my vegas vacation good cause I got married or bad because I'm having a baby without any type of father.
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Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.
c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"
Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?
He on the poor man's vacation.
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When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)
Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?
Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.
Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?
Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
This is the type of vacation that rich people take. They do not go to see the sights of the place they are visiting but to "relax" (except maybe to golf) and spend most of the vacation stuffing their faces with fancy food or drinking gallons of wine and lounging around the hotel or possibly the beach or pool. Generally the kinds of people who go to the same place all the time and have no appreciation for what a real vacation is.
When you go to Hawaii you see a lot of people in the resort areas on American Greed Vacations.
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A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"
Boyfriend dick
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A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.
Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.
When you meet a man on vacation and his dick is gouged by new experiences so it seems bigger but then you meet him in his home town and it deflates
She thought she was in love but it was the vacation John phenomenon