velvet hammer

drinkers of "Hey GuY" beer, often found vomitting into frying pans and local drinking establishments in Calgary, Vancouver and Victoria. XX: Zippy, Duck, Rat, Sherwood, Paint Tray

"holee fuck whats on my shoe?"
"..oh that, thats the Velvet Hammer baby"

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velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

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Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.

Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"

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The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

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velvet cupcake

After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her

"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"

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Velvet duster

When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot

Dude I got the velvet duster last night

She can do the velvet duster

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velvet flower

Vagina

I love to smell the velvet flower.

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