drinkers of "Hey GuY" beer, often found vomitting into frying pans and local drinking establishments in Calgary, Vancouver and Victoria. XX: Zippy, Duck, Rat, Sherwood, Paint Tray
"holee fuck whats on my shoe?"
"..oh that, thats the Velvet Hammer baby"
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When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.
Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"
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Any variation of gay sexual positions.
I took Cartershaw home and used every Velvet Tuberose I'd seen from my parents' porn collection!!
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A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.
And then I got to taste the velvet clam.
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After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her
"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"
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When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy
Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.
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