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Some people say they beat a case in court. There is no such thing as going to court and beating a case, you're still going to lose money every time you enter a courtroom even if the DA/prosecuting team isn't guaranteed a conviction to go on your record, if you haven't already served at least a few weeks in jail for a charge you didn't get convicted of. As long as the machine/system is what you're fighting, what you call a win or beating a case is really just breaking even by not losing everything, and you're always going to lose at least some of your money to part of the machine/system, no matter what. Though that would discourage a lot of people, it doesn't mean that no fight is worth fighting, even if there is no winning in the end.
Machiavellian Victory is a struggle with a Machiavellian force (a Machiavellian prince or princess, a part of the machine) where you don't lose everything for once.
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The act of shaving your pubes into a V so that when you are getting laid and the girl asks about the V, you throw your arms in the air and yell "V for Victory!!"
I was nailing this broad from behind when she asked why my pubes were shaved like a V. Without hesitating i threw my arms in the air and yelled "V for Victory!"
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A successful attempt to evacuate one's bowels, but one that requires far more clean up than the average. Commonly, when time spent cleaning surpasses time spent defecating.
The opposite of a Flawless Victory, in which no cleanup is required after defecating.
Dude, I just had the worst Pyrrhic Victory, I had to flush 3 times to get all the paper down!
"Another dump like this, an we shall surely run out of toilet paper!" - King Pyrrhus of Epirus
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does not exist
french victories are on the other side of the rainbow.
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During vaginal doggy style, the giver pulls out right before the recipient cums to lick the clit & vulva from the back, then re-inserts to ride out the writhing dual clitoral & G-spot orgasms.
Author's Note: Closing with a facial is suggested at this point, given that a double-O is your golden ticket to do whatever the fuck you generally want for the rest of the night
Rupert had trouble deciding whether to finish with a donkey punch or the more respectful victory lap, but opted for a houdini instead.
Well played, Rupert.
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The state in which one's hair is messy after having wild sex.
"Dude, you got lucky last night, I can tell by your victory hair!"
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from the historical viewpoint of europeans
those american victories huh? always came when the groundwork was done by the french the russians and the limeys...oh...the greeks, romanians, hungarians, pistolomanians....and a fuck load of irishmen...
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