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When one looks at emo male thinking it's female do to close resemblence in appearance.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chick is hot!!"
Guy 2 - "Dude, that's a guy..."
Guy 1 - "WTF DUDE!? Emo vision!"
Guy 2 - "Your penis is officially for show.."
Guy 1 - "Yes..."
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Being distracted and only seeing the worst in life regardless if you have an opportunity for a good future.
Mother: Make good decisions!
Son: I'm trying but It's like I have tunnel vision.
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adj- a syndrome common amongst recruits of Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, IL where male recruits find lesser attractive female recruits much more physically attractive due to the fact they are the only females they get to talk to on a daily without ending every sentence with "PETTY OFFICER" "CHIEF" or "MA'AM". Commonly found in integrated recruit divisions in later stages of training.
#1 Did Smith get hotter for some reason
# 2 Dude she's got a mustache, flat ass, no chest and a drooling problem, You've got Ricky Vision
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1. when an object is arm's length away and you still can't see it
2. when you feel it necessary to squint when reading
3. if you were at a certain location but missed a phenomenal event
4. if you're re-telling a story but mix up the details in your favor
yooo. did you see that?!" "huh? no, what happened?" "damn, you got that hatu-vision." OR "didn't you see me waving at you?" "nah, sorry. i couldn't see you." "oh, right. you're on that hatu-vision right now.
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While under the influence of Ketamine, not being able to see properly with both eyes open, so in result the need to close one eye in the attempt to focus properly.
He did so much Ketamine, he's got K-vision
That K-Vision is really fucking him up
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When your moving so fast your peripheral vision becomes extremely blurry and you can only see straight ahead.
"I got to ride in a Z06 yesterday"
"Was it fun?"
"Yeah but after 160mph I started to get tunnel vision"
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That be when you give some slut a facial when you bust, then she has got jizz all in her eyes.
Chicks hate the pearl vision:
but they gotta respect it.
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