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A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.
I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.
To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!
I gave my girlfriend "A William Wallace" last night
A fat fohead hoe who mean and rude and hated everyone. And has zero eyebrows. So tell ha to smd
I hate your mya Wallace
Mya Wallace mean
A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.
When you’re having sex with a woman and she fingers your ass which then causes you to explosively eject shit all over her face.
“I can’t believe my girlfriend gave me a Dirty Wallace.”
He is that man, he will never let you down and will carry you in Fortnite, you need someone to talk to it’s him he is a nice caring guy and a handsome man hit him up he will respond in 3 hours or 3 seconds depending on who you are
camren wallace layer you’re ex in basketball
November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"