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When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.
Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!
Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
When your wallet is lacking in sufficient funds. Usually a person who is wallet poor has money elsewhere, like a bank account, but cannot use the money at the moment.
1)"Hey let's go buy Black Ops"
2)"Can't bro I'm wallet poor"
1)"Alright use your credit then"
Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)
"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."
When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.
That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.
The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.
The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.
Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery
Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now