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Having anal sex with a woman while trying to shove your whole dick AND sack/balls in at the same time... called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do...
"I tried to wash the dog... but I just ended up getting everything else wet."
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During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.
I turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning shit up all day
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A non-Asian guy or girl who hangsout with Asians all the times and acts Asian.
Asian-washed as suppose to white-washed.
A white/black/Latino/MiddleEastern guy who all his friends are Asian and drives a supped Honda civic and is into break dancing and techno music. They usually have Asian gf and some have spend a month or two in Asia. these guys are really into video games and might be into marshal arts too but they are usually not very good in either one.
Yo Tommy is hella Asian-Washed now. all he does is racing his Honda and hanging out with his new gf Kim.
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1: When a man needs to clean either himself or an item of his clothing in a hurry. This is achieved by spraying his clothes or, as the case may be, himself, with copious quantities of deodorant. Success is rare, and actual washing is always preferable, but requires substantially more time and effort, and therefore is frequently avoided.
2: When one cannot / does not have time to brush one's teeth, and a tic tac or gum is the only viable alternative.
Man 1: "Dude this shirt is filthy, I can't wear this shit..."
Man 2: "It's cool just give it a quick man-wash, no one will notice!"
Man 2: "You fucking stink!"
Man 1: "Shit and I'm meeting my girlfriend in 10 minutes!"
Man 1: "Hang on let me run inside, a quick man-wash and it'll be fine.
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Doing nothing productive. see fucking the dog. Coined by Yahtzee Croshaw, video game reviewer.
guy 1: whatcha up to?
guy 2: just washing the gimp
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An amazing school, with really friendly, bright students, plus profs. who are at the top of their fields. GO BEARS!!!!!!!!
-Katie is smart and social, so she chose to go to Wash U.
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Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
That ball-washing bastard!
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