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When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.
The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.
The moment of having severe lag and heavy glitches around the internet , the curse can be lifted if you're patient or restarting your client/device
JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.
oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy
a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though
A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.
The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.
Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...
She is smart funny and kind she can appear to be a hoe but on the inside she is nice. She may ask you to do things for her but that's just because your her friend. She is a very intelligent person.
Hey I just became friends with Frances I thought she was a hoe but she's really nice. The definition of Frances Watson is a very smart person.