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After having ear sex, this is what happens to the penis.
"Hey, dude, look at this!"
"Holy shit, Ricky, that's one hell of a wax rhino!"
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When your national soccer team is being clipped and shaven by its opponent in an embarrassing way.
In the semi-final of the WC soccer the Seleção got a Brazilian wax by Die Mannschaft.
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Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate
Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.
Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
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An unspecified set of items or circumstances.
The whole ball of wax.
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Look up the movie scene in 'About Mary'; "is that hair gel?". Why does he keep looking at the ceiling?
Ever since I heard this in a Rolling Stones song, I thought it was some kind of derogatory term for sex or masturbation, or, the 'end result' if you will. How it gets on the ceiling, well, I'll let the imagination figure that out. Shortly after my 40th birthday I looked it up and found out it's SEALING wax not ceiling wax lol/duh. Sick mind, I know but that's ok.
"And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.…"
"It had been a while since we did it, and she was wearing that little teddy I got her. Talk about ceiling wax! It was all over the place! Ya, but were going shopping for new drapery later"
"is that... hair gel?" (No! It's ceiling wax MARY! DON'T DO IT!)
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To bop the bologna, i.e. spank the monkey.
Mike was quaffing a Guinness with one hand and waxing the shillaly with the other.
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Directly related to the saying "Write it down on stone" or "Written in Stone".
It refers to something that will most likely change. Something written in stone is permanent, whereas, wax can be melted down and appear as being brand new.
Travis: Wow, we're going to be best friends forever.
Zachary: Keep it on Wax, brother.
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