weed

Some thing that grows in my lawn.

My dad said "pull those damn weeds out!"

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weed

1. A plant considered undesirable, unattractive, or troublesome, especially one growing where it is not wanted, as in a garden.
2. Rank growth of such plants.
A water plant, especially seaweed.
3. The leaves or stems of a plant as distinguished from the seeds: dill weed.
4. Something useless, detrimental, or worthless, especially an animal unfit for breeding.

A dandelion is a common weed

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Weed

The cure for everything

“Bro I’m dying”
Get the guy some weed then, trust me it will save him even from the fires of hell

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weed

smoke it

smokin weed ->bubble bubble cough cough scratch nuts

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Weed

A scary, illegal, extremely dangerous, and addictive drug that causes trillions of human deaths every year. This DRUG should be illegal everywhere in the universe. This substance is not to be confused with alcohol, a substance which has absolutely no negative consequences.

Alex: Lets go smoke some weed.

Ashley: No thank you, I like living.

Alex: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! (brandishes 18 inch knife)

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Weed

Herb that makes your skin feel like its giving birth to cotton.

Weed makes me feel like my skin is giving birth to cotton.

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Weed

A plant that grows naturally, but is outlawed in many countries. It causes psycotic effects, but infact is proven in many cases to be healthy. It has never caused any deaths, and is far less harmfull than alcohol and even prescribed drugs.

James: Hey Dave, gimme' a toke of that reefer.

Dave: Sure man, heres the weed!

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