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Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.

Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014


weekend hair

When you take extra time on your hair and make it extra fancy for weekend activities but wear it plain or up during the week

Ooooo it’s Friday Dana has her weekend hair on

by Calliecoe April 13, 2018


lawnmower weekend

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.

Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!

by assholeanonymous April 10, 2011


Welfare weekend

That weekend between pay days when you gott hit the .99 menus and sit home with 40oz's!

What are we doing this weekend? Nothing it's welfare weekend, I don't get paid until Tuesday.

by Scambreal July 1, 2014


raisin weekend

weekend of fuckery and hazing for first years at the university of st andrews. academic parents make their many 1st year children drink dangerous amounts of alcohol and then parade around town on scavenger hunts covered in sharpie 'sin marks'. raisin sunday is for drinking, raisin monday is for the foam fight.

apparently used to be wholesome in the 1700s or something but defo not anymore

Mom: are you coming home for ILW when classes are down

1st year: I can't leave early for ILW , I gotta stay for raisin weekend!

1st year: what should I expect on raisin

Academic parent: wear clothes you don't care about, and get ready for alcohol poisoning.

by thedraemperor November 7, 2019


Working for the Weekend

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Hey, hey
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Hey

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go

Working for the Weekend

by Death Menace October 8, 2022


loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.

That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.

by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021