wet in the bag

When a person is aroused and ready for sexual intercourse. This term originated from a bag of lettuce that is close to expiring and there is visible condensation on the inside of the bag.
Synonyms: horny, DTF, good to go, etc.

“How was Netflix and Chill with Sammie last night?”
“Great! When she showed up to my place she was already wet in the bag.”

Wet A Block

To shoot up an area.

Person 1: Lets go wet a block

Person 2: Ight, get the stick

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Wet tortilla

A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.

I almost killed her with a wet tortilla.

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Wet Vagilly

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."

Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.

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Wet Shack

All the walls are wet. The food is great. The staff is friendly. They are also wet. A restaurant where you can get wet? And it looks like a shack? That is what lies behind the doors of this infamous family owned establishment. Take a date there and you are sure to get some back seat lovin’…hell we’ve seen a couple of dudes playing butt hole tag on the front lawn after a hefty meal. We won’t call the cops on ya! Come on down. Bring your wettest attitude. You’ll love it.

Tracy: I’m starving. But I also wanna get wet too!

Kevin: Let’s go to the wet shack. We can get wet and eat some burger sandwiches. Sex after will be like jungle love.

Tracy: I cannot wait!

Wet Flex

A flex that is meant to hurt the feelings of others that can not flex like you because of poor life choices coined by S.Hamilton 2019

My girlfriend decided she doesn’t need to answer phone calls on the phone that I bought her and have paid the bill on the past two years because she has no job and doesn’t plan to get one so I “wet flexed” on her when I upgraded and turned her shit off permanently

Wet Bull

When an obese, butch lesbian sits on your face, in smothering fashion, until she flicks her bean to a tsunami style squirt.

Gloria got me on the floor last night and did a wet bull. I didn’t know if i was going to suffocate or drown.