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A fashion boom popularized by Britney Spears and Anna Korinkova incorporating hipster jeans and high riding thongs.
This restaurant does not permit tie-dyes or whale tails.
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When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
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When a person slaps their hands together on a cock and moves them limply up and down like a walrus giving a hand job.
Dude that bitch gave you the whale fingers!!!
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Whidbey refers to the largest island off the coast of the continental United States. It's located off of Washington in the Pacific Northwest. The whale part isn't what you think but has a common definition as Whidbey itself. It refers to the large woman that tend to inhabit the island. Everywhere you go, especially at night, there are going to be large women. They're known to be good at blowjobs but also a good laugh since after your decent looking, but drunk buddy sleeps with one-everyone except him in your cirlce of friends laugh about it for days and then continue to remind him here and there for a period of months.
Guy 1: OMG! can we find a bar that doesn't have whidbey whales or is somewhat exciting??
Guy 2: How about Anacortes?
Guy 3: Naw, that place is all antiqueish, full of old people and small-what about Coupeville?
Guy 2: I think we're fucked. Let's just go back and play beer pong til some navaho's look decent.
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a satisfying sexual position in which the woman is laying on the bed with her legs up and around the male's torso allowing deep penetration.
This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and take her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress
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A documentary based show on animal planet, starring a team of incompetent "eco-warriors" on their quest to stop Japanese whaling in the Southern Antarctic. These people value the lives of a completely abundant species of whale, the minke whale, more than their own with such comments as "if I die saving even one whale I don't care". Every episode gets more retarded, with such fuckups as dropping the lifeboat line prematurely almost killing half crew in season 1, blowing the engine of the boat at the end of season 1 due to no trained mechanic being on board, letting their helicopter fall into disuse due to lack of maintenance, ramming the heavy steel Japanese trawlers with their incredibly weak-hulled "Steve-Irwin" boat and terrorizing Japenese crewmen with glass bottles and flash bang grenades. The show progressively becomes more retarded, with such tactics as throwing stinking butter on the deck of the trawlers in order to taint meat making it un-profitable, driving directly into ice-fields a few miles north of the Antarctic nearly sinking the ship and killing the entire crew...
"Whale Wars was on lastnight"
"Did you watch it?"
"Yeah the captain paul watson heard about japanese whalers so he immediately went to his cabin to sleep on the idea while the rest of the crew did nothing"
"lol"
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When a girl sits down and her thong shows.
Damn that chick be whale tailing.
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