When pigs can fly

a phrase often used when something will never happen.

guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?

girl: When pigs can fly

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when a banana eats a banana

the banana becomes a banana

this is a phrase, when a banana eats a banana, the banana becomes a banana

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when you drop the blunt

all stoners describe this disgrace as a sign someone’s f*cking your b*tch

“Remember when you drop the blunt someone fucking your bitch!”

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When did I ask

The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.

"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"

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When in Doubt...Jizz it Out

It means to live in the moment, and when things start to worry you..just let it go..

When in Doubt...jIzz it out

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Shaka when the Walls Fell

Nerd euphemism for "epic fail."

(From Star Trek: The Next Generation
Episode "Darmok")

kid slips on banana peel

Nerd: Ha ha! Shaka when the walls fell.

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wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.