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whiskey-vag

When a girl is too drunk to get wet

Too many tequila sunrises gave Stephanie whiskey-vag when we tried to have sex

by yourmomisanastylittlewhore May 11, 2016


whiskey bic

Being drunk to the point that you can no longer make your childproof lighter function.

Really need a smoke, but I got a bad case of whiskey bic... Got a light?

by loligotx July 10, 2013


whiskey moment

Unlike a "man moment" or "nigga moment", a whiskey moment is when two people who are on a purely platonic level for a variety of reasons, mutually enjoy a really hard drink over some mutually exchanged rememberence of recently learned experience through a significant portion of struggle.

Whether or not the struggle was being celebrated as a result of the very recent experience, is irrelevant. The struggle could be being "celebrated" (or simply acknowledged) as a result of struggle over the past year, or a series of struggles that haven't been acknowledged over the past several years.

The bottom line being, that the moment is being acknowledged with an influential friend/mentor-type of person in your life as a pivoting experience of your life, with goals of moving forward in a much more productive and useful direction.

Getting flat-out drunk may or may not be a part of the equation, but being responsible about your behaviour in the duration of this chunk of time is critical in defining how you will continue to successfully move forward from this experience.

If however, the problem/struggle involves alcohol abuse...the "whiskey moment" can still be represented as a metaphorical one, but acknowledging the moment with some mutually agreed upon non-alcoholic (or whiskey-flavoured) alternative, is.

"Even though he's been struggling with cancer over the past year, he insisted that we have a whiskey moment to remind me that my own life is not worth continuing to throw it away, abusing drugs and alcohol."

by Ro Nin May 18, 2015


whiskey feet

Extremely fucked up feet that require a lot of whiskey to look at.

That bitch got whiskey feet.

by Dick Hunter 69 July 29, 2018


French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch

I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts

by Bully wintershot April 30, 2023


Whiskey Pilot

When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.

I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.

by 20Jawless July 13, 2021


whiskey wagon

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon

Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.

by Simo82 March 19, 2017