Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.
Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.
MCU Black widow also known as natasha romanoff is one of the best if not the best character ever existed. She held together the team (avengers) when no one did and saved them countless times she is an inspiration for so many including me. She was taken at a small age to go to the red room a place that brain washed her and made her an assassin, spy and skilled fighter .at one point she entered shields radar and that's how she met Hawkeye he was sent to kill her he made a different call and took her in. Since then they are best friends and same day would fight for who would sacrifice them selves.she was the first female superhero eventhough she got no powers she is probably at the same level as captain America and iron man according to her last movie BLACK WIDOW (late 2021) although she deserves better she had one of the greatest character developments ever. for beginning as a sexy assistant to a great leader and hero and most importantly human.
:black widow is weak
*nope she is just not hulk
When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.
"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."
A girlfriend who used to be loved who had now lost her partner because he chose warzone over her
She used to be in a relationship with Dale but she's now a warzone widow