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a legend who just reads erotica all day.
that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"
Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
David: I just got Car Barn
(fist up your ass)
Your Mother: LMAO me too
kayce barnes is a self centred cunt that thinks he owns the world, cheats on every girl and blames it on his mental health. the ugliest man anyone would ever see, nobody likes kayce barnes.
A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn
It’s a fat cunt called josh barns
Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.
Man 1) Bro, she hot
Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes
Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack
1 n: An adult establishment or bar full of strippers; nudy bar; strip club.
Hey (Johny) wanna go to the booby barn? I heard your mom was gonna be there. *laughter* Johny: "I hate you."