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To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".
Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!
Equivalent to a wet willy but only difference is one must extract fluid from vagina and then stick it in someones ear. Good way for a girl to gross out your man
After sex having sex with my girl, bitch had the nerve to give me a pink willy. I almost threw up.
An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.
"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."
The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"
To "Willy Mo" something means to look up/research a topic on Wikipedia to get facts to prove your point.
Person 1: "Do you know Kwang was actually played by Savio Vega?"
Person 2: "Really are you sure?"
Person 1: "I think so... lemme just go and "Willy Mo" it."
To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
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The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
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