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Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal
Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.
When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.
Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".
The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.
"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."
When your work rate drops prior to time off.
"I'm doing sod all today, on wind down for my week off."
Or
"Have you seen how little Dave is doing today?"
"Well he is on wind down, it's his last day tomorrow"
When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.
Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."
Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."
At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible
“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”