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Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal
Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.
When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.
Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".
The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.
Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.
Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.
At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible
“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”
The passing of gas by a little lady.
Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.
Impossible to catch
That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.