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Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!

bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?

by Mr.CleanGuy April 18, 2021


Laser

The ACR from MW2

Dude this ACR is a laser.

by Bork Bork Nom Nom June 3, 2019


Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.

Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."

by TheLar0 May 12, 2013


laser

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.

Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!

by Gervy February 25, 2019


laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 6, 2023


Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night

-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!

by Bigdiccmarty March 23, 2023


Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy

That guy just got lasered by that minigun!

by Harked April 4, 2023