Woody
Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy
both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.
John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.
Woody is a toy cowboy that likes to watch anime pornos and he like rubbing cherry anal cream on his face
"Woody got wood and found woody chan"
A guy who can break toilet sits with his own planet sized ass
Dam this toilet sit is broken
It must have been woody
A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass
guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken
guy 2:it must have been woody
something that u see when u wake up, also considered as an extra leg or bone
ayo today i got the biggest woody no cap
To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.
"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"
Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.
Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!