Writing

Do you have creative writing experience?

Iam “Pfft! Read this.”

Hym “What? Why?”

Iam “Just... just read it.”

Hym “Ok... ‘Do you have writing ex...’ 😑.... I’M A GODDAMN ARCHETYPAL FIGURE! There are songs about me! Movies! Series! I’ve been cited by the world’s most profound intellectuals! Not that I can use any of this to answer the goddamn question. Jesus!”

Iam *snickers* “Yeah, apparently that’s a thing people talk about.”

Hym “A lot of good that does us! Ugh 😩 I can’t stand this!”

Iam *sighs* “Yeah... Me neither...” 😔

Writing

The act of creating prose or poetry using the written word. Can also be used as a noun to refer to a piece of prose or poetry.

I am writing a paper on gender identity for my Women’s Lierature class.

The writing in Their Eyes Were Watching God is lovely.

writes in cursive

Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.

Stay away from the one who writes in cursive.

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

write-only mode

1 - Someone who is talking and not paying attention to social queues that others want to speak.
2 - Someone who isn't listening to your explanation or just doesn't understand your explanation.

I was in a meeting with a user who was in 'write-only mode' and talked non-stop. Nobody could get a word in edgewise.

writed

this isn't a fucking word.

"I writed it down." - someone who's first language isn't English

In Creative Writing

A phrase that generally follows a conditional "what if" statement, implicating that the idea could have happened "in creative writing" class.

"What if we kissed in creative writing?"
"What if we held hands in creative writing?"
"What if we build a 10x15 villager concentration camp in creative writing?"