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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
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A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.
"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
A question to ask a friend if they are alright and can continue to hangout after they got hurt.
My friend ran into the door and hit his arm the other day so I asked him βcan you play?β to make sure he was still cool to go out.
A backhanded compliment poking fun at how skinny/scrawny someone is.
Thatβs a nice truck but βYou look like you can run foreverβ.
When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".
Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"
Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"