National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't
National ask your crush out day is today
Okay then tell her
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf
Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..