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On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.
You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.
When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
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On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.
Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.
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November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.
Abby: omg did you really fuck him?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
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Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!
November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
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Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!