Jakie Town

A scottish term for an area know to be inhabited by jakies'.

Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.

Man this place is the definiton of Jakie Town i tell ya.

walmart town

A town that is in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a hick town. A town that has a walmart in every corner.

There's nothing to do here, you live in a walmart town

Meme Town

1. A fictitious realm of one's subconscious where their deepest darkest memes reside.
2. A crazy place

meme

"Woah dude, what's wrong with Charlie?"
"I don't know man, he's in Meme Town."

town singer

An illegal prostitute in a city.

Town singers usually do their business in the abandoned church.

Going Town

The way a retarded chav in Britain (Not Sure About Other Countries) says "Going to town". This can be used in many different ways such as "Going School" instead of "Going to School".

Chav:"I'm going Town tomorrow"
Respectable Memeber Of Society:"He's such a chav isn't he"

town bike

A girl who acts as a surrogate sex partner shared by an anonymous group such as a town or province.
A girl who fucks so many men that she approaches the annual statistics of a public service like water or garbage utilities.

The sexual equivalent of a public urinal

Guy 1: Shelly is a tandem town bike cause i heard she is letting people go 2 or 3 at a time now.

Guy 2: Sheesh!, That broad has seen more dick than a stadium urinal.

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po town

Arguably the coolest city in the State of New York, better known as Poughkeepsie.

guy: Where are you from again?
girl: Po Town
guy: You mean "Poughkeepsie"?
girl: No, "Po Town"
guy: Wow you must be cool!
girl: well... yes

Something Corporate's I Woke Up In A Car:
"I caught a train to Po Town and time stood still"

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