a jewish sleepaway camp where all the privileged jewish kids that probably go to weber, riverwood, or dunwoody are sent over the summer to see their friends and hook up with jewish boys. there’s usually only one hot boy cabin per unit and everyone has inside jokes and nicknames of random people they see. nobody actually follows the below the belt rule and they should bring back the garlic hawaiian rolls. 2/3 of the people you meet will have names that starts with a j.
daniel: meet me at high ropes tonight at 10:15
rachel: i love camp barney medintz!
Jewish sleep away camp were everyone goes there to hook up and the counselors smoke weed 24/7
Camp Barney Medintz is the best place to get OTPHJs
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That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."
We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."
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Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!
Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.
All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.
Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.
Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Bad situation
Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
to go crazy, throw a tantrum, go nuts, go wild.
That dude is crazy! He's on a barney flip run.
Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.
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The phenomenon that men are instantly more attractive when they are wearing formal attire, especially suits. (Based on the character Barney Stinson from the sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother')
Girl 1: Man, that guy is deeeelicious
Girl 2: It's just the Barney Stinson effect!
Girl 1: Is that Tom? Man, he looks waaaay hotter than usual
Girl 2: Duh, he's wearing a suit. It's the Barney Stinson effect
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