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This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.
Really hot girl-Isn’t Calvin so hot?
Ur mom-Calvin is really good at sports!
A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.
(It’s true though)
Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
probably one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. calvin is super hot too. you will never find a boy that could beat calvin in anything including looks, personality, and athletics. if you find yourself a Calvin, you got a good one.
hey, who is that?
oh that’s calvin!!
If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
Cole : Oh my god its the goat!
Aiden : Oh its Calvin!
calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.