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a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...
Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.
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When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.
Did you hear about Amy? Joe gave her a German Potsticker last night.
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The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.
John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!
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Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.
Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.
Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
A German Weisenhound is a pure breed dog from Weisenburg Germany. Originally bred for hunting eagles in mountainous regions. They are know to be able to jump over six feet high and twelve feet long. This makes it possible for them to track and engage eagles in flight. A very inteligent breed that studies have shown is smarter than the twenty percent of the U.S. population. The only dog that has been imported to the United States is Harley Quinn who resides in Washington State with her human parents Solveig and Matthew.
A German Weisenhound would never vote for a T.V. reality show host to be president..
A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"