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(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”
Father Jim is the founder of the Religion knowns as Jim’s Mowing
The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.
"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"
A person who likes to have anal sex with girls.
-DUDE, did he fuck her?
--No bro he jailhouse jimmed her.
Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.
Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.
Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!
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handsome, good-hearted, gentleman with older people but with a friend who likes to cheat and love to be friends. will do something very hard if he wants to. always in sadness. like acoustic music.
When jim meet his friend
F: hey jim
J: yes motherfucker ?
F: give me your fucking water , i wanna drink .
J: take it yourself bitch
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