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A man that likes girls named Vayda. Melvins really like Vayda’s because she has such a caring heart and loves dogs. Melvin wants to buy her a bracelet. TRUE LOVE !!!!
Melvin: Vayda is so HOT I am going to buy her a bracelet.
Vayda: I love the bracelet thanks Melvin
They kiss true love
To squirt breast milk on to someone's underwear and then give them a wedgie.
Did u see that guy last night that got milky melvined? How embarrassing.
When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
A kid who got dumped at summercamp and got his heartbroken.
Black guy: Aye man, sorry that you got dumped.
White guy: Its alright. I feel like a Leelin/Melvin
When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black
Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin
A very gay man . He is the king of the Gym . Very likely to own your very dicks . When MELVIN MEE winks at you your dicks is melvin's now.
Man: wow MELVIN MEE just winked at me
Another man : your dick belonged to him now