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A fictional drug mentioned several times in the popular TV show, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
“We found Giggle Pig suppliers near east bay”
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The best show in existence. Her brother is lit. Her dad is a fat bastard. Her mom is legitness. And she is the single most best character ever. If Peppa were to stop airing the world will run off its axis and the sun will become a black hole. It’s funnier than “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation” combined.
Random person: What’s your favorite sh...
Me: Peppa Pig!
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A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE
Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE
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Someone who parks the car outside the lines of the parking space.
Larry David: you happy with that park?
pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?
Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?
pig parker: what am I?
Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!
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The name given to those who don't wash their hands after using the restroom, if you don't wash your hands after using the toilet you're a detty pig
Friend~*doesn't wash hands after using toilet*
Me~ "wash your hands you detty pig!"
Friend~" I didn't do a poo I was crying"
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A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!
“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
WaIt TheRE Is BaCOn iN a bACoNAtoR BaCON DeLuXE?
Pig Snuff a genre of snuff films in which a police officer murders someone on camera. The police typically face no consequences for these actions in many countries, and are often available for free on sites like YouTube, and even mainstream news websites without having to deal with problems like "the deep web" or the shady world of VHS collectors. Generally considered to be the worst genre of snuff films by hardcore collectors.
A: Did you hear what happened our old homie we grew up with?
B: Yeah, I heard he was killed by the police at a routine traffic stop. It's tragic.
A: It's worse than that dawg, they got a whole ass Pig Snuff film of it uncensored and leaked on YouTube. They're saying they can't use it in court cuz it was leaked.
B: Damn dude, guess that pig tryna become a slab a bacon? No cap