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The best man on the planet so sey and hot
I want preston licklider to fuck me in the ass
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A memer who gets all the hoes.
YEET
I am Gabriel Preston the meme lord
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RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.
Teacher: What is wrong?
Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*
Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.
Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.
Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...
Student: True. He surprised me as well.
Teacher: What did he do?
Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
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A really awesome dummer in an “indie” band called Wallows along with Dylan Minnette, Braeden Lemasters and two others. Coley boy is amazing and really talented. As a member of being in Cole Preston supremacy he should have his own day on April 7
“Did you see what day it is!? It’s COLE PRESTON DAY!!!”
Quite possibly the gayest school in existance. The principle is a fag and mr. kisla is a child molester.
Dan: fuck i hate school
Mr. Kisla: let me rub your cock to make it fun!
Dan: no its quite alright.
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The act of awkwardly laughing anywhere between 5-20 seconds too late in a situation due to;
1. a misunderstanding of a joke
or
2. the joke suddenly made sense.
"insert joke here" 5-20 seconds later "ha. haha. ha."
"whoa, i like the sound of your Leah Preston-ing!
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a high school located in bronx, new york. it’s filled with a bunch of rich white daddy’s girls who are hoes and think they’re better than everyone. most of the girls here date someone from salesian high school
1-did you see that girl? she’s a hoe
2-yeah she probably goes to preston high school
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