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The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year
Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS
Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.
- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.
This person can drive you up the wall, she is obnoxious and clingy. she can be intense and assume you want to hang out all the time. She is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stirs up drama then doesn't want to be in it. she loves to take charge but always fails. she tries at sports and ends up injured because she just isn't good at it.
Team Player: Where's sam?? She isn't in her spot.
Other Team Player: Shes laying down in the middle of the feild.
sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.
guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "