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One of the greatest joys any man could ever know. Especially ones found around jungles that say things such as "to the weapons lab: main wing"
Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
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A stereo, typically a car stereo.
"Yo yo dogg, crank the blast box."
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Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.
If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.
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An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.
My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.
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The best deal ever made.
Team Fortress 2: "the most exciting class-base action ever" made
Portal: "The most" innovative "game ever" made
Half Life 2: "the best game ever made"
Half Life 2 Episode One: :/
Half Life 2: The best sequel to the best game ever made ever made.
^The best definition of orange box ever made.
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In Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Lord Carron's description of the Space Marine Rhino Transports at the Space Marine Stronghold.
Look, Rhinos. RHINOS! Our enemy hides in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! WE...we should take away their METAL BOXES...
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A bitchy ass girl who is mean to everyone. The term comes from the fact that this girl is so cold hearted that there is likely frost on her pum pum
Hey mel, stop yellin already you fuckin frosty box
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