Pussy cigarette

Vapes, because they are not as harmful as regular cigarettes

Sebastian is such a pussy for smoking pussy cigarettes

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cigarette oil

Also known as embalming fluid. Easily made from extracting and concentrating certain chemicals in cigarettes. Ganja is sometimes dipped into the mixture before soled. It produces more potent but much more harmful effects. It has been said that people who smoke embalming fluid have major, permanent mental changes.

"Dip dem buds in dat pot of cigarette oil shawty."

"Damn he got some bad shit, must have been dipped in embalming fluid. He acts like he has lost his mind now."

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Cigarette Hoarder

An individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. Sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as "I have no money, I can't afford to just give away my cigarettes."

Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.

Boy 1: Damn, Christina is SUCH a Cigarette Hoarder!

Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.

Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.

Boy 2: BITCH!

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sparkle cigarette

A cigarette that, when smoked, bright sparks fly from the end. It is made by using a lighter in very brief bursts to ever so slightly melt the cellophane on the cigarette box or pack. The cigarette is then immediately rolled on the cellophane to coat it with the plastic. If you can see the plastic melting, you've done too much.

Check this out. It's called a sparkle cigarette. See the sparks coming from the end?

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Cigarette driver

A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.

Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.

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cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.

Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.

Caviar and Cigarettes

A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp

Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.