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when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop
birds were attacking me so i started air crusting
when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust
“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.
Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉
When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.
When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.
When dried up milk,dirt,or other debris is stuck to the woman's nipples informs a nasty crust
Billy put Rebecca's nipple in his mouth and got a mouth full of titty crust
Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.
That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him
I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.
Dude dont just leave bust crust in the socks! Go wash them.