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Being a ginger myself i can give the inside scoop. unlike some beliefs a ginger is not made by a genetic disease called gingervitus(which happens to be a gum disease that rots your gums and makes all your teeth fall out), but is caused by 2 devils having sex and creating a satan spawn, because satan and all his worshipers live underground they are not used to the power of uv light from the sun, which is why they burn. to avoid having ginger children the ginger parent must mate with an asian thus cancelling out the ginger gene. gingers prefer the night because it is less damaging to them. the south park episode about gingers is partly true, gingers have no souls, are wierd, should all be exterminated, will take over the world but we do NOT use umbrella's i was deeply offended by the umbrealla's, most gingers prefer to burn with honour.
many ginger children are bullied at a young age, lets face it we deserve it and therefore lose all self confidence, we then screw up in life, the true people are the ones who rise above being ginger and then enjoy their life with new self confidence, they may lead normal lifes as a bank manager or a politician, however they are always trying to become more and more powerful so they can take over the world.
believe or not i am ginger!! i am not the best looking person but that never stopped me so far, for a picture of me go to mingers.com and u will see me first page.
Clever guy: OMG A FUCKING GINGER, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
blind man: what a sexy ginger
rednek: lets go hunt us some ginger for tea
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a person with red hair - can be copper colored
Bob Cartwright is a ginger no matter what he believes. His hair is copper-colored.
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Ginger is a type of hair colour which is a redish shade, Many people say that people with ginger hair have no souls, are pale, have freckles, are unable to tan, have no feelings etc. None of that is true, some gingers can tan just as well as people with different coloured hair like blonde or brunette and some don't even have any freckles. They are also all humans like everyone else and of course THEY HAVE SOULS. It has never been proven that ginger people do not have souls, and it never will be because they all can feel as much as anyone else with other hair colours. For an example: Ed Sheeran (singer/songwriter) has ginger hair, if ginger people had no souls then someone explain how Ed Sheeran managed to write all of his songs about HIS FEELINGS.
Many people use the word 'ginger' to insult people, when really it isn't actually an insult at all. It's a hair colour, it would be just the same if i yelled 'brunette' or 'blonde' at someone. Ginger is actually a very beautiful, rare and special hair colour and the only explanation for someone picking on someone because of their hair colour is because they are just jealous. Jealous that they don't have such a special gorgeous hair colour. So if your hair is ginger, NEVER be ashamed of it, embrace it, because it's the most beautiful hair colour there is, and if you were born with it naturally then you are one of the luckiest people to have such incredible hair.
"People with ginger hair are the most beautiful and luckiest people"
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Person with orange hair, pale skin and freckles. See Carrot top, Annie or Ron Weasley.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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Mike; hey that girls kinda hott! that red hair brings out her eyes, not to bad for a ginger.
Bill; are you kidding me? shes a total genetic mutation!
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(noun)A person with red hair and freckles. Some people hate them and use the term rather like a racial slur.
girl one: Hey, look at that ginger boy, he's pretty hot.
girl two: hmm... kind of, that one over there is hotter, though.
Girl one: I hope he breaks up with his girlfriend soon. She has genital warts and didn't like Apocalypto. She doesn't deserve him.
Girl two: What?!? That's crazy!
Girl one: She's a ginger.
Girl two: Ohhh. That explains it.
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A person who has red hair, pale skin and tons of freckles. They dont tan at all, just burn. Also Gingers have no souls. None of them.
*walking down the hallway*
-dude some ginger kid comes here now-
*gets wide eyed then looks at the random preacher beside you, who runs to the kid beating his head with a bible*
DEMON GIVE BACK THIS CHILD'S SOUL AND LET HIM SOAK IN THE SUN!!!!!
*ginger nearly drowns on holy water*
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